NASA’s gonna burn shit down!

Stealing a plot point from 2001 (and without attribution, even!), NASA is planning to use it’s ostensibly harmless Cassini satellite to ignite a huge fusion reaction and turn Saturn into a new sun, thus rendering some moon or other habitable.

What? They are. Because fuck America, that’s why.

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